On Skills that I am Not Very Fond of

Sometimes one has to do professional things (shameful things) and then deny doing them to no end. Paul Venezia enumerates such a trait:

Veteran Unix admin trait No. 8: We know more about Windows than we'll ever let on

For me things that I know but would never list on my Resume lest swarms of recruiting drones would fall upon me [their cognitive abilities/reading proficiency extend only as far as looking up buzzwords by hitting Ctrl+F in Word] are:

• Perl scripting on Win32
• Java, Swing and servlets
• LAMP webapps (P is Perl in this case)
• PHP
• GUI apps in general.

In a pinch when I want to secure a job (maybe it's 5 minutes from home) I may elect to flog such skills and sweeten the deal for my clients.

-ulianov