Staff Wanted (in Canada)

From time to time scammers hit me on old-generation Monster addresses with fantastic! terrific! lots of $$! ads like the one below. Apparently RCMP thinks this is money laundering and plain (criminal) fencing [typos come verbatim from spammers].

-ulianov

Hello, We have an excellent opportunity for an
apprentice applicant to join a rapidly expanding
company.

An at home Key Account Manager Position is a great
opportunity for stay at home parents or anyone who
wants to work in the comfort of their own home. 

This is a part time job / flexible hrs for Canadian
only,This is in view of our not having a branch office
presently in Canada, also becouse of paypal and ebay
policies wich is prohibit to work directly with
residents of some countries.

Requirements: computer with Internet access, valid
email address, good typing skills. 

If you fit the above description and meet the requirements,
please apply to this ad stating your location.

You will be processing orders from your computer. How
much you earn is up to you.  The average is in the
region of $750 - $1000 per week, depending on whether
you work full or part time.

Region: Canada only.

If you would like more information, please contact us
stating where you are located and our job reference
number - 6608/CH. 

Please only SERIOUS applicants.

Another version, more bizarre:

Good day,

Let us introduce ourselves. Our company's name is
InterTr*ns Consulting LLC.

Our international firm well known from all over
the world in the financial area. We commenced
doing business in America. But today we doing
business in different countries. Today we expanding
business in Canada.

We glad to inform you, that our firm is interested
in your profile for the Financial Assistant opening.
Due to the firm's enlargement and breaking into the
new sectors, we are glad to provide you an opportunity
to be a part of our ambitious corporation.

Please, see our offer:

Post title: Financial Assistant;
Region: Canada;
Payment: $1300-$2500 CAD/week;
Flexible work schedule;
Work from home;

Basic requirements for the Financial Assistant
job offer:
  Work permit in Canada;
  18+;
  Ability to use the Internet;
  Mobile phone communication;

For additional employment information, please answer
us at: abcdef@example.com .
Your Resume will be a plus for our decision.

We are looking forward to your initiative. 

Have a bless day!

And another:

New post is available nowadays
in our Company at Canadian market.

Attention: The number of openings is limited.

Our Company works with dropshipping system. So
you, as a part of our team, will represent Us
in your state, get the post, correspondence or
goods to your address, examine the goods,
repacking/consolidation if necessary and send
to an address given by your supervisor.

This position will take only a few hrs of your
time a day. You just need to stay in touch
during working hrs, have a wish to get extra
money and be 21+. You will have stable income
with us. More goods or correspondence you
handle more money you will have.

This is 110% scam as nobody in Canada refers to it as the Canada -- probably 419 by the services in the matter of flourish and awkward phrasing:

We considered your resume to be very 
attractive and we thought the vacant position
in our company could be interesting for you.

Our firm specializes in consultation services
in the matter of bookkeeping and business
administration. We cooperate with different
countries and currently we have many clients
in the Canada. Due to this fact, we need to
increase the number of our destination
representatives' regular staff.

You will be responsible for shipping goods
from multiple shops through our company to
different places. Part-time and full-time
employment are both currently important.
We offer a flat wage from $1000 up to
$3,500 per month.